(Source: gq, via cheatsheet)
A collection of things I like, for future reference: law, economics, yoga, wit/puns, daytime drinking, 1990s, Hemingway, bros, rap artists, situational humor.
oh, you fancy huh.
“don’t you hate when people are late to work? and they always have the worst excuses … oh, sorry i’m late, traffic. traffic, huh? how do you think i got here — helicoptered in?!”
— ellen degeneres
(Source: graceinplace)
sick in my bed.
and bummed I feel too crappy to go to the gym. so here’s my ten most recent iphone searches.
1. scarlett johansson
2. std origins
3. whiskey sour
4. tonight we are young lyrics
5. pizza
6. clockwork orange movie
7. knit a baby blanket
8. paneer cheese
9. fish oil benefits
10. ja rule
so there’s that. i’ll be watching daytime tv if you need me.
shout out to this guy, my main man, my dad. you’re 50 today but you could still rock those booty shorts. love you, pop!
